Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Team meeting at Amazon

At 11.00 AM this morning, I attended my first team meeting at Amazon. My manager, Mike started the proceedings with 'So, our goal for the summer would be ...".
I started to drift off after some time and my train of thought was some thing like this when the words 'Screw that sh#$. That's so fu#$ing wrong. WTF does that even mean?!' brought me out of my reverie:
'Wow, this is cool. It's Friday already. Weather's nice and sunny too.'
'What the hell? It's Friday already?! I haven't done any progress on my project this whole week. Wasn't I supposed to finish up certain features this week?'
'Still, I could probably work on it over the weekend.'
'That must mean I should get my paycheck next week. Nice.'
'Can't believe I have just $30 in my account. Where did all the money go?!'
'Sir Alex is such a great man. Can't believe I'l watch him next month. Probably can take a pic of him too. Hope Giggs plays that day.'
'Wow, what was that? It's still Tuesday, u jacka$$.'
'Thank God Its Tuesday! There's so much to do this week!'

Have a great week everyone.
-Anirudh.
P.S. Swear words are a way of life in my team. They are just awesome :)

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